

The best man console
Secret cards the groom will never see coming.
Load inside jokes and groom trivia before the weekend. Invite the boys to add theirs. They sit hidden in the deck until somebody draws one on the tee.
Set up in a minuteGroom, date, group size and mood. Teams and a themed deck appear.
Run-sheet built inEvery golf slot of the weekend, each with its own Chaos Dial setting.


The Groom’s Gauntlet
He’s the star. Never the victim.
The groom plays with a rotating club handicap and a Groom Meter the whole group can watch. Survive a curse or land a dare and he earns blessings back. Cursed to Legend in eighteen holes.
Pick ’emsPre-round predictions like “Will Dave break 100?”, scored in points and trophies, not dollars.
Speech materialThe group votes on the best moment of the day for the best man’s speech.
The Groom ReelA longer highlight reel for the wedding. Strictly opt-in.
Itinerary liteTee times, meeting points, dress code and who’s driving, shareable by link.
The weekend
Golf is the spine. The app runs the rest.
FRIDAY ARRIVALChaos PuttingQuick-play putting comp with Wild Die rules
SATURDAY AMThe Groom’s GauntletFull scoring, the Roll and awards
SATURDAY PMPub, brewery or bowlsPhoto challenges, trivia cards, trip leaderboard
SATURDAY NIGHTDinner and roastAwards on the TV, speeches and voting
SUNDAYRedemption RoundChill dial, scramble, trip champion crowned


Saturday night
The roast writes itself.
Biggest Blow-up, Chaos Survivor, Most Cursed and the Wooden Spoon land on the TV at dinner. Then a recap card hits the group chat, built from what actually happened.
Guardrails
Roast the shot. Never the person.
A bucks app only works if everyone trusts it. These rules are built in, not bolted on.
Private by defaultBucks content is visible only to the group. Nothing posts publicly without the person’s own consent.
Quiet vetoAny player can skip a card. The group isn’t told who.
Drinking is opt-inNever on by default, always with a responsible-drinking nudge.
Nothing unsafe or humiliatingCards never require alcohol, humiliation of a person or anything unsafe or illegal.
Next chapterTrips →Three days, one scoreboard, and a Ryder Cup finale on Unhinged.
